Simple As It Gets

She had me with her walk
When she played percussion
With her celery stalk
Permit this revelry
Let her handcuff me and
Throw away the key

Hey bartender
If I leave a number
On this napkin
Could ya slip it under
Her next tumbler
It could save a Saxon
Save humanity
With Andrew Jackson

Soothe it, long live love
Simple as it gets
Soothe it, long live love
Simple as it gets

We need another three
Appletini, Peach Bellini
And Bloody Mary me
I'm watchin like a hawk
So make sure you don't forget
My celery stalk

Hey bartender
Could ya mix 'em hearty
In pajamas
At our slumber party
We're supposin' you could handle
Swarming femininity
See you at closin'

Soothe it, long live the
Simple as it gets
Soothe it, long live the
Simple as it gets

Says bartender
Buddy take a number
There's some Hamiltons
Ahead of you
Her next tumbler?
Benjamin could do it
Think about it
I'll get right back to you

Long live love
Simple as it gets
Long live the
Simple as it gets

Words and Music: Len Hardt
Copyright 2011 Len Hardt Music, ASCAP