Naked As A Mouse

When you're gettin' ready
For the next date, she said
Underwear's a drag
You look everywhere
To find that candy apple thing
You been savin' in a bag

You wonder how much to put on
And how much you're takin' off
It's really so confusing
Hope you find this all so amusing
Think I'll just sit and

Wait at the house
Naked as a mouse, it's four right now
By five I might put on an itty blouse
If you're not here by six o'clock
I'll throw some shoes on
So read between the lines
Or I'll dress up to the nines
Oh and I'll go out
Get wild by myself
While you liberate your dirty little mind

Ever heard a message
Like this on your ancient
Answering machine
So kind, kind of you
To give me time to ramble on
Let me paint a little scene

You haven't said what's in your heart
But I know what's been on your mind
It's really so confusing
Hope you find this all so amusing
Hey I'll just sit and

Wait at the house
Naked as a mouse, it's five right now
By six I might put on an itty blouse
If you're not here by seven o'clock
I'll throw some shoes on
So read between the lines
Or I'll dress up to the nines
Oh and I'll go out
And get wild for myself
While I infiltrate your dirty little mind

Is that you? What time is it?
Oh, Mrs. Downing, wait just a minute
I've been knitting a bit
No I can't come down for tea
Going out eventually
Pardon me for not opening the door
Yes, I'll try to keep light on the floor
Think I'll just sit and

Wait at the house
Naked as a mouse, it's six right now
By seven I might put on an itty blouse
If you're not here by eight o'clock
I'll throw some shoes on
So read between the lines
Or I'll dress up to the nines
Come and take me out
And we can thrash about
And educate your dirty little mind

Naked as a mouse
Naked as a mouse

Words and Music: Len Hardt
Copyright 2011 Len Hardt Music, ASCAP